28 Feb 2010

Out of darkness.



After some organisation of the garage in preparation for the book packers tomorrow, two trips to the recycling yard with cardboard boxes and a visit to M&S for knickers I thought to get a bit of one-to-one with Nature whilst the temperature is reasonable and the snow, at this level, almost gone. I chose a place that used to be deserted at this time of year but now that everyone is so keen on walking that has changed. The World, his wife, dogs, three children and granny, had had the same idea. There was even an ice cream van, marquee and ambulance. I still don't know why. Luckily there is enough acreage for me (not a people person) to lose sight of all this jollity, walk up and down a few sand dunes and have a brief commune with Demeter who will soon be getting her daughter back from mean old Hades. We hope.

slow slow quick quick slow

How very strange time is. This past week has been a good example of what a subjective unquantifiable commodity it is. Sitting in the shop for rather longer hours than I had become used to I saw some hours at the beginning of the day pass quite quickly others toward the end pass so slowly that I shook the little clock to see if it was still awake. Each hour and each day therefore took an age, yet moved too swiftly one into the next... well I won't labour the point and slow this entry down with too many words.

The temperature was -10 at night and not much better first thing. One morning seemed especially nippy when I slunk downstairs to make my coffee. The horrid truth dawned as I felt the radiators - the boiler had ceased to work. I'm scared of gas so did nothing but ring the help-line, for which I pay a healthy sum monthly, to be told there would be no visit until the morrow. My daughter arrived - she's always cold and braver with boilers driven by her desperation to be warm so she re-pressurised it hastily and we had warmth again. There had been a power cut - doesn't often happen in these parts for which I suspect we have to be grateful for the proximity of the RAF and their needs. The boiler faltered a few times throughout the day and when the expert arrived finally he told me - well, I would need a lesson with illustrative white-board and felt tips before I understood what he told me, but something vital has to be replaced.

The shop has done well despite icy pavements and the disgustingly wet blobs of snow falling almost constantly. Maybe it works in our favour now - when people feel out-of-sorts they reach for our stock! It's becoming apparent that although I don't yet know what's in what and where to look for the cure for all souls, I soon will know because the customers will tell me. What is also evident is that the same rules apply in this sort of shop as in the bookshop: Firstly it will never be possible to stock everything people ask for. If we stocked all the different teas that are sworn by we would have one room devoted entirely to teas. Secondly, if a lotion or potion doesn't actually say it does what the sufferer wants it to do then it's no good - witness the throat sweets that we bought in when requested: 'But they don't say they are for coughs and sore throats do they?" Well, no, because they aren't really allowed to make those claims unless they are giant drug companies and anyway, as any doctor will tell you there is nothing useful in any cough or throat 'medicine,' it is just as useful to drink hot chocolate and take a paracetemol.

As before, I bite my tongue. I do almost get into arguments with a certain sort of potential buyer, always male, very know-all about cooking who will insist on telling me how to make sushi (for example.) Now I too have a big, know-all, ego about cooking and I'm wearing my tongue down to the last inch trying not to scream at them.

Some poor folk are not made for this planet. They can't tolerate anything with wheat, gluten, sugar, dairy, etc. etc. and should definately book themselves on the first flight to Venus. Me too of course. Kind people gave Chloë flowers at her opening do, those beautiful lillies that last ages, and they have been assaulting my breathing apparatus all week.

Other newsworthy items for the journal:

a) G'son has been naughty at school and lost three 'Flight Points.' He was humiliated and upset at himself but personally I am rather heartened - it's NORMAL naughtiness! He also went to spend the day with a friend yesterday. Another advance. The neurologist had nothing useful to say naturally.

b) I had some rather snappy highlights put in my hair, a bit blonde and a bit coppery, and a nice spikey cut. No-one has noticed except daughter who had to because she knew I was going to the hairdresser and another woman of my own age, which I think bears out the theory that the older we get the more invisible we get. I should go in for emphatic hats like Chillsider.

23 Feb 2010




Whilst others go on gorgeous cross-country walks, find fat catkins and sew fine seams my life is dominated by the massy figure of A-till-a the Hun and enough cardboard boxes to build a life-sized model of the Pyramid of Giza.

When I did emerge briefly at the weekend I noticed that there are a few shy snowdrops peeking out through the real snow still lying stubbornly in the back garden.

At the end of my Reginald Hill horde (supposed to be saved for my journey south) I was glad to be loaned 'The Crystal skull' by Manda Scott. I expected something badly written, sketchy characters, overly dramatic and cavalier with the facts like the 'Da Vinci Code' so wasn't much looking forward to it but it's a much more carefully written book, better paced with some quite elegant style, four dimensional characterisation and atmosphere. Don't know about the facts but I'm enjoying it anyway.

19 Feb 2010

Things are a little better between me and Tilly The Till. Only one error yesterday. Happy daughter.

A potentially unpleasant hour at the dentist in the afternoon has left me sore today but once the injection was over there was no pain at the time, only the smell of burning tooth and a bit of head-pulling. Wisdom tooth. Difficult to get at because the gum had grown over it... bit of cutting involved and I walked away dribbling blood which must have alarmed the good folk of Nairn (daytime vampires now?) Anyway, the reason I mention it is because I almost fell asleep in the chair - wouldn't have believed it possible. The dentist told me afterwards he has patients who snore so are presumably asleep, but so far no-one has closed their mouth!!

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I put it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

18 Feb 2010

Happiness and contentment are preventative medicine is the news today - they lower incidents of heart disease. Well there's a turn-up for the books! Takes the boffins long enough to catch on.

Anxiety is REALLY bad news though and - I'm in a state of permanent tension over THE TILL & SWITCH machines. I haven't had to deal with such advnced technology ever and it's causing me terrible torment. People keep telling me it will become second nature - they don't know my nature. Anything that involves a sequence of necessary button pushing I will muck up. I am, as a daughter memorably remarked, totally impractical and woolly headed and unfocused and I like it that way but - this poor daughter has to 'reconcile' her till at the end of each day and as it & me haven't been reconciled all day it's a headache. I may be fired (oh goodie!) but probably won't be (oh damn!)

I'm not much help at giving advice on what lotion potion or pill is best for the ailmenst that are laid out before me. I've never been in the habit of taking anything mysef and though I may buy a bottle of vitamins I usually forget to take them.

14 Feb 2010

Opening Day








Nothing is in order but amongst these pics are: Sandy sharing Iain's not-so-healthy fag and beer at 9.55am just before the invited ones started to arrive (I jest I jest. Of course sandy doesn't smoke or drink beer - yet.) Sandy caught stealing a sushi. The wonderfully well organised shop (my obsessive-compulsive daughter will have to learn about customers. She keeps lining things up neatly... ) The beautiful felt-work of Diva Designs. Cakes and wine and sushi. All the food was eaten and all the drink was drunk. About 50 people came and saw and declared it good.

Now I want to lie down and do nothing.

11 Feb 2010

3D world.

I enjoyed Avatar. The 3D specs are very cool! It took a while to get used to the effects and joining a group of jogging, gun-toting marines made me feel slightly sick to begin with, but I got used to it quickly and enjoyed the occasionally heart-lifting beauty. I didn't think the story was any thinner than most Hollywood blockbusters. At least the greedy mining company and the violence-loving military were the baddies for a change. The message was good - oneness with all life and the ultimate sense of holding it sacred because when it rises against you.. look out! It's just a pity the Amazon rain forests don't have some of those bulldozer-headed critturs to defeat the logging companies.

I just hope they never develop smellyvision. '1984' had people strapped into chairs that enabled them to feel the physical sensations the characters were feeling including the hairs on a bear-skin rug I seem to remember. Interesting. Now there are so many porno movies it might make actual sex with a real person quite redundant!

Well, that's my last day-time excursion for a while. Shame. It's all systems go now for writing copy for the local rag (I can't believe how bad they are at feature writing themselves) and pricing, pricing, pricing. The cooking is still to come.

I'm off now t book my trip down to Cornwall, which unfortunately will be a few weeks after the shop opens and leave dughter in a bit of a hole, but she says she can cope. No-one is indispensible!

8 Feb 2010

Last free Monday...

I'm counting the days of my freedom and plan to make good use of them this week by lunching with friends, seeing 'Avatar' and having my hair highlighted. Most afternoons will be spent helping daughter price all the stock - a rather daunting prospect for both of us. The shop is progressing nicely with a couple of local suppliers (hand made creams and lotions; beautiful bread) interested in coming on board. We're having an opening party on Sunday for invited folk so I'm going to be making poppyseed cake, carrot cake, sun-dried tomato and feta scones, and sushi all on Saturday. Busy programme. Hope I stay the course!!

Last week saw our family (g'dad, me, daughter and daughter's partner) trouping in to see g'sons psychiatrist, a nice young woman who looks about 12 to me. It's the first time she's formally met us and I was impressed at her handling of the gathering. I don't think she told us much we didn't know but did underline some needful specific attention to him which prompted me to take him for a sit-down fish and chip lunch then a visit to the toy shop for another model to make over his leave-out weekend. I would probably have done that anyway as I like an excuse to go to a particular f'n'c restaurant but it made me feel I was also helping his healing which was nice. She, in exchange, heard details about the early problems with his dad that she hadn't heard, noteably the time when Dad's girlfriend cut up all photos of his mum (presumably in front of him or left the bits lying around) and those not cut up were put on a board to have darts thrown at them. That upset the poor boy badly.

Not much other news. My book supplier, Tom, on his tour of the charity shops, found me another Swedish crime writer, 'Never End' by Ake Edwardson which I can recommend for pace, tension and believable characters. Then it was back to the inestimable Reginald Hill who never disappoints me, provides lots of chuckles (snorts in my case.. I have this terrible habit..) along the way and puts it all in prose to relish.

3 Feb 2010

It's fun unpacking stuff!




Well that's my larder filled for the next couple of weeks!